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Adam Moore

Height: 6'4"

Signature Moves: Chokeslam, Whiplash

Finishing Maneuver: The DVD

Hailing from: Powassan, Ontario

Title History: CFW Champion

Brief History: Adam Moore is one of the original four CFW members. After capturing his first and only CFW Championship title by pinning Ryan Laird in a triple threat match, Adam fulfilled a short reign before losing the title to a disgruntled Dude. Shortly after, Adam retired from the CFW and was thought long gone, when he returned to help the current CFW Champion take on the team of Johnny 2 Good and Jack Floyd Jr. After being pinned by Floyd, Adam once again disappeared into the background of the CFW.

Chris Tyme

Height: 5'11"

Signature Moves: Clock Stopper, Chris-Cross Stretch, Implant DDT

Finishing Maneuver: The Tyme Bomb

Hailing from: Katrine, Ontario

Title History: CFW Champion (current)

Brief History: Chris Tyme debuted in December of 2002, braving through the Canadian winter to train with and then wrestle his future nemeses Jack Floyd Jr. Chris stayed somewhat low key until the Summer of 2003, when he was set to wrestle Floyd for the vacant CFW Championship (Floyd had been holding an unofficial reign in the absence of the last holder). Chris managed to keep Floyd down with three consecutive Tyme Bombs to capture the CFW Championship at the 31:35 mark in the Last Man Standing match. Since then, Chris has made his mark by becoming the longest running CFW Champion, though there are many who would eagerly end his reign.

Johnny 2 Good

Height: 5'7"

Signature Moves: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, Jaw-Dropper

Finishing Maneuver: The GoodiBreaker

Hailing from: Peterborough, Ontario

Title History: None

Brief History: Johnny 2 Good was one of the original four CFW members. Quickly becoming the permanent tag-team partner of Stefan Phillips/Jack Floyd Jr. and The Dude, Johnny 2 Good swiftly adapted a fast, team orientated style of wrestling. A member of Phillips' "No Pants 4 Life," 2 Good helped perform the De-Pantzer Driver and developed his skills of a tag-team player. As the other half of Floyd's "5 Star Rock Machine" Johnny helped Floyd shorten Tyme's career by assisting in the execution of the Desperado Drop, which left Tyme on the injured list two times. When not apart of a tag-team unit, Johnny often pursues the CFW Championship, and much to Floyd's irritation, has come close to winning the title on more than one occasion.


Jack Floyd Jr.

Height: 5'9"

Signature Moves: Floydian Slip, Rock Star Stretch, Flying Squirrel

Finishing Maneuver: The Altar of Perfection

Hailing from: Powassan, Ontario

Title History: CFW Champion X 2 (as Stefan Phillips x 1, as Jack Floyd Jr. x 1), CFW HARDCORE Champion

Brief History: Stefan Phillips debuted as one of the original four CFW members. He quickly defeated Ryan Laird in an elimination gauntlet to become the first CFW Champion. Later, Stefan defeated Mike Summerton to become the first (and only) CFW HARDCORE Champion. After losing the CFW Championship, Stefan dropped off the scene before returning as Jack Floyd Jr. the Colossal Rock Star and self-dubbed Prince of Perfection. With the help of his long-time tag team partner Johnny 2 Good, and his stunning valet Miss Mouse, Floyd has decimated every opponent in his way, before, during, and often after the match. Though unsuccessful in regaining the CFW Championship, Floyd has made it well known that it is his intention to not only strip Chris Tyme of the title, but to eliminate him from the CFW forever.

The Jester

Height: 5'10"

Signature Moves: Laughing Stock, The Jester Drop

Finishing Maneuver: The Last Laugh

Hailing from: Katrine, Ontario

Title History: None

Brief History: The Jester debuted in the fall of 2003, and quickly established himself by gaining a controversial win over Jack Floyd Jr. Though injured, Jester went on to challenge Chris Tyme for the CFW Championship, but was overtaken and pinned after a Tyme Bomb. Returning in April of 2004, Jester brought with him a new valet, Miss Mouse, to help him battle Jack Floyd Jr. Unfortunately, Jester lost the match, and was rewarded with a low blow and a snap suplex from Miss Mouse herself while Floyd cheered her on. Little has been heard of Jester since, but rumours of his return in a campaign against Floyd have been recorded.

--Special Guest Appearances--

Alfred Applesauce

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 1200 lbs.

Signature Moves: Apple Pie-Driver, The Shockingly-Terrible-Offensive (STO)

Finishing Maneuver: The Ass Pumper

Hailing from: Commanda, Ontario

Title History: None

Brief History: Alfred Applesauce made his return to the CFW (his debut is rumoured to have occurred in Japan) in the summer of 2004, immediately going after the returning Dude. Though Alfred received an excruciating Roll of Doom which left him hospitalized, he returned once again in August to battle The Dude and Omlette Scramboluchi in a Triple Threat Grudge Match. After rendering Omlette unconscious and bleeding with the Ass Pumper, Alfred was taken by surprise and pinned by The Dude after another Roll of Doom. Defeated, Alfred surely ran home to his mommy, to devise a new way of getting revenge on The Dude.

Omlette Scramboluchi

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 9 lbs.

Signature Moves: Leggo My Eggo, Sunny-Side-Up

Finishing Maneuver: The Scrambler

Hailing From: Unknown

Title History: None

Brief History: Omlette made his debut in the Triple Threat Grudge Match between himself, Alfred Applesauce and The Dude. Due to pending most of his in-ring time dancing disco with The Dude, Omlette got few moves in during the match. While attempting the Scrambler, Omlette was craftfully reversed by Alfred, and quickly felt the penetrating effects of Alfred's Ass Pumper. With no chance to tap out, Omlette (fortunately) fell unconscious, and was eliminated. No word has been issued on his return.

The Dude

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 251 and 9/16th of a 3rd of a pound.

Signature Moves: Dudestock Drop, Figure "4" Leg Lock, The Tie-Dye DDT

Finishing Maneuver: The Roll of Doom

Hailing From: The Nearest Street Corner or Smoke-Filled Basement

Title History: CFW Champion

Brief History: The Dude quickly established himself in the CFW by starting a long grueling feud with Ryan Laird. In December of 2001, The Dude captured the CFW Championship from Adam Moore for a short time. After Ryan's retirement, The Dude dropped off radar for a long time, before finally signing up to a match against The Jester. Using his very flamboyant style, and often bizarre wrestling technique, The Dude tied his return match against The Jester. Soon after, Alfred Applesauce interfered on The Dude's dance contest, and hit him with a slow moving STO. Luckily, Jester helped The Dude regain the advantage, and The Dude seized the opportunity to nail a Roll of Doom on Alfred. In the Triple Threat Grudge Match, The Dude managed to avoid Alfred's devastating Ass Pumper and come out on top. Since then, The Dude has been quoting on stating that he needed to go and "train" for a while, taking with him a half bottle of Vodka, hand ointment and two rolls of toilet paper. There is no current word on his eagerly anticipated return.



 


These are current as of September 14th/2004